To all the MW2 addicts (PS3 Game)

1. I'm really tired of hearing all little white boys calling anyone speaking Spanish, Mexican. It's rude, demeaning, and IGNORANT. The whole Spanish speaking population, isn't Mexican.

2. If you're going to talk about your personal life, then mute your headset. We don't want to know that you had the intentions of getting laid and the girl wasn't going to lay down her morals for your little-self.

3. If you happen to share a story similar to the one above...please don't call the girl a whore, slut, or bitch...if she was that, you may have gotten laid. But I doubt it.

4. Your headset is not for singing in. People are looking to play, not take part as a judge in American Idol.

To the 11 year old little boys talking about boobies, teasing "mexicans", and singing Michael Jackson...

1. Grow some and quit using the "f-bomb" every other word. You're lame. You want to fight someone, get off your stupid game and stand your ground...otherwise what you say is just pointless and we really don't want to hear it.

2. If have nothing better to do than tease Mexicans perhaps you should listen to your voice...sounds to me like you haven't yet reached puberty...now who's laughing?

3. Quit talking smack about other people, we all know that you sit in your closet dancing to the Backstreet Boys.

4. If you're constantly talking about firm boobs in your high pitched voice and how they "look so nice" then chances are you haven't really seen any nor will you in a decent amount of time.

5. While you think that you're being the hot stuff teasing people in other languages...their teasing you back in their language and the funny part is that you "HAVE NO IDEA" and it's much more appealing to listen to.

And the middle age crowd that can't stop the game to...yell at their kids, tell their wife to be quiet, and/or call all women bitches....

1. A woman has probably dominated your game...more than you think. We aren't used for you're entertainment and I'm terribly sorry your mother didn't take the time to teach you manors. Lame. I'm guessing that you're boss is probably a woman, I sense your frustration.

2. If you can't stop your game to yell at your kids, then you're probably not spending enough time with them. Once again, just shut off your headset. We don't need to know that your child was named Shaneqwa after your ex girlfriend, and your wife thought you actually took the time to look through a baby name book.

3. You're wife deserves your attention. Enough said. Don't humiliate her in front of all your cyber friends. Get off your game and take 2 minutes to load a dishwasher.

ohhh and my personal favorite, the badass young adult crowd....

1. It's no wonder that you can't get a girl when you don't even know how to treat guys. Get your stuff straight.

2. The whole world isn't looking to get a free pass into the US. So shut up. Just because your tiny brain couldn't learn a second language doesn't mean that the rest of the world wants to jump the border and take your job flipping hamburgers at McDonald's...let's face it, that's probably what you'll do the next 40 years

3. Just because you shot a guy on some virtual world does not make you anything special. So quit talking like you own us all, because you too probably work at a McDonald's somewhere, tell me where your kills are getting you now?

4. Your kill/death ratio...at the end of the day, doesn't matter. It doesn't make you a better person or define your sense of self worth. It's a video game.






PS-Happy 50 Posts to me!! :]